British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football...not soccer.

Total: 6

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something. (
Total: 3

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (I love pizza but spaghetti is like the only food I refuse to eat)
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You don't get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[X] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[half] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (mother's maiden name leeson)
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles (i get them on my arms though, does that count?)
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing. (Nope)
Total: 3.5

African American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually. (SORRY PLEASE DON'T EAT ME I USE IT IN A NICE WAY I PROMISE!!!!!!! D8)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap. (You mean... HIP HOP)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'. (MY HOMIES ARE THE DAWGIEST HOMIES EVER)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. (never tried )
Total: 2
I'm blacker than don 8D

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math. (95% last time I checked!)
[X] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[X] You like bread. (I only like good bread, like sourdough and stuff. Not that multigrain crap)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You went to pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 3

Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey. (I've played hockey a few times, but I don't like it)
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh. A lot.
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[X] You love Tim Horton's. (DUDE TIM HORTONS HAS SUCH CHEAP DONUTS THEY KICK ASS!!!)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4

French
[X] You enjoy pastry.
[X] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive.
[ ] You enjoy wine.
[ ] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well (Naaah I just suck at understanding people with bad accents and grammar so the conversations are usually kind of awkward)
[ ] Love to speak formal French.
[ ] Butter and salt are your favorite condiments.
Total: 2

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (I LOVE non-Christians! Hail satan!)
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read. (I do for school and stuff, but besides that I couldn't find the time)
[ ] You shop at walmart. (I don't even know if there IS a Walmart in Vancouver)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

British, Canadian, then Irish.

Big surprise considering THAT'S WHAT I AM.

So anyway, I may be returning to DA if I have time to upload crap before Mr. Martelli gets the chance to assign another project!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY!!!

I need publicity.
I can almost take raw pictures as good as like, iunno, Zardo, but then he shoops them up fantastically and then they look good, instead of his gallery looking (like mine) like somebody's travel photos.

Eerrrrgh

Maybe I'll try drawing

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR:0

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight (fight but no fists involved that I remember)
SO FAR: 1

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die (Bugs don’t count, I assume)
SO FAR: 1

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends
(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 4

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit [haha...two person mosh pit???]
SO FAR: 6

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 8

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party [it was kinda dull though...just me and maia]
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding [???]
(x) Played Dress Up [...yeeeaaaahhhh...]
SO FAR: 11

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves [then told not to cause of needles ]
( ) Gone Sliding (sliding?)
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game [probably]
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 14

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 15

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized [my sister...]
( ) Been cheated on
( ) Been Misunderstood (hard question)
SO FAR: 16

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 18

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces [expander, technically ]
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night [just a pint?]
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 19

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime [just misdemeanors]
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 20

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (paris technically is)
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 23

Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep [i am definitely the worlds ugliest crier btw...]
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 24

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (so many times... )
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose [and chips o_O]
( ) Kissed In The Rain (that will have to remain a fantasy for now, lol)
SO FAR: 26

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere [Yeah!}
SO FAR: 29

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People [epic fail]
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 30

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls [fake pearls for costumes....]
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(x) Swam With Dolphins [couldn't stop thinking of that simpsons episode where they take over the world]
SO FAR: 32

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes [for all of grade seven...]
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 32

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about [talking to my sister about the evolution of warfare]
SO FAR: 34

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (that wouldn't have made a difference)
SO FAR: 37

Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail [i've probably been to a few really old ones that are no longer in use...]
SO FAR: 37

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken [??]
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger [no. just no. ]
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (HAHAHAHAH)
SO FAR: 38

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later [i caught one but my dad ate it. with my consent.]
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (WHO HASN'T? GEEZ.)
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 39

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test [NEVERRRRR]
( ) Forgotten Someone's Name [not anybody I knew well]
( ) French Braided Someones Hair [... take a wild guess]
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House [yes, end of year party this year]
SO FAR: 40

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 42

Level 29
( ) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
( ) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone [my sister put her hand over my mouth when I was in grade 2]
SO FAR: 43

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain [haven't given that one as much thought..]
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 43

Repost this with the title:
I've Done _ of the 120 stupidest things (with your total in that blank spot.)

Leave a comment and I will:

a) tell you why I friended you,
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite user pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your journal

I used my Itunes because the shuffle on my YPT9 is all wonky and always plays the same stuff.

I excluded foreign-language and unintelligible stuff.

1. [strikethrough]One man would come in the name of love
one man come and go
one man would come here to justify
one man to overthrow[/strikethrough]

2.My love is higher than a mission bell (how deep?)
Deeper than a wishing well (how strong?)
Stronger than a magic spell
My love, for you

3. no woman no cry
no woman no cry
no woman no cry
no woman no cry

4. [strikethrough]Go to sleep you little babe
Go to sleep you little babe
Your momma's going away and your daddy's gonna stay
don't leave nobody but the babe[/strikethrough]

5. [strikethrough]Heart of gold but it lost its pride
beautiful veins and bloodshot eyes
seen your face in another light
Why'd you have to go and let it die?[/strikethrough]

6. Come in this house
Stop all of that yakety yak
Come in this house woman
Stop all of your yakety yak

7. [strikethrough]Come with meee-eee
We took a back road
gonna look at the stars
we took a back road in my car[/strikethrough]

8. You get a shiver in the dark
Its been raining in the park but meantime
South of the river you stop and you hold everything
A band is blowing dixie double four time[/strikethrough]

9. Go 'way from my window,
Leave at your own chosen speed.
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I'm not the one you need.

10. [strikethrough]My love she throws me like a rubber ball
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
She wont catch me or break my fall
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing[/strikethrough]

11. You Must Leave now
take what you need you think will last
But whatever you wish to keep
You better grab it fast

12. You sit there in your Heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
save you from your own ways
You pray forgiveness; watch it now; here he comes

13. Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in
The city of Angels

14. slap my baby on the
make it happy
slap my baby on the
make it fun
slap my baby on the
make it happy
i'm a happy son-of-a-gun

15. [strikethrough]See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait[/strikethrough]

16. Outside my window is a tree.
Outside my window is a tree.
There only for me.
And it stands in the gray of the city,
No time for pity for the tree or me.

17. Turning on the TV and what do I see?
A pageantry of empty gestures all lined up for me - wow!
I'd have thought by now we would be ready to proceed
But a tearful hymn to tug the heart
And a man-sized wreath - ow!

18. If you lose your money, great God, don't lose your mind.
If you lose your money, great God, don't lose your mind.
And if you lose your woman, please don't fool with mine.

19. You do something to me
For my heart is so true
And I live just for you
Yes, you do something to me

20. [strikethrough]Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.[/strikethrough]